Funniest Thing I’ve Heard All Week

So now being fat is good for the economy, according to the WaPo. Next, we’ll be told that it’s a patriotic virtue. This somewhat twisted perspective shouldn’t be too surprising when you understand that the Gross Domestic Product, the measure of economic success, is a Mad Hatter’s accounting system where Oreo sales and quadruple bypass surgeries are all added together into a giant blob of economic prosperity.

I’m off to the gym.